For saleBaby's bonnet Nearly new, although 'slight' damage. £1.50 o.n.o. or will consider swop for new husband. Buyer collects. Phone: Judy on her mobile. |
WantedSausages Any age, brand or condition. Also sausage photos, memorabelia or remenicences welcome. Get the highest prices from the crocodile (e-mail croc.swamp) |
Entertainers"I say, I say, I say, Punch has got a Roman nose - it roams all over his face!" Just one of Joey the Clown's fab gags. Wanna hear more? Contact Sgt. Stone.
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Miscellaneous
Punch & Judy Retirement Home20 year waiting list. Exclusively for worn out enterainers. Must smoke and drink to excess. |
